as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
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starfish
were meant to fly
OMG STOP REBLOGGING THIS IT HAS OVER 600 NOTES ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
(Source: kuwatata, via myprivatesanity)
what he means is he wants to put his face next to the buttcheeks
and scream at the ass
just screaming
screaming at the highest volume possible
at that ass
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